Meet the Mets!  Meet the Mets!
Step right up and beat the Mets!

Bring your players gone to seed;
Guaranteed to have ‘em staked to a lead!

Because the Mets are really droppin’ the ball,
Watchin’ those home runs go over the wall!

East Side, West Side: everybody’s comin’ down
To beat the M-E-T-S Mets
Of New York Town!

Give ‘em some hell
If you’re a fan!
And let ‘em know you’re slumpin’ in the stands!
(Oh, c’mon and)

Meet the Mets! Meet the Mets!
Step right up and beat the Mets!

Star after star gonna turn black and blue;
there’s not a [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]ing thing that Terry can do—

Because the Mets are really droppin’ the ball;
#PraiseBeltran and #Turner, but that’s really all—

East Side, West Side: the chumps, the jokers, and the clowns
Have come to beat the M-E-T-S Mets
Of New York Town…

Of New…
York…
Town!