Hard not to get excited about a guy caught on national television yelling at Mike Scoscia.
I’ve watched this video at least four times, and I’d embed it, except MLB.com doesn’t quite have their finger on the pulse of the nation.
“This is mine! Are you s***ting me? This is mine! Scosc’…” [walks off mound, undefinable muttering and cursing].
It doesn’t quite have the outer space, Bo Diddley poetry of “I’m a man!” but I could feel the crush/man-crush** spreading across all strata of Met fandom.
Sure enough, Matt Cerrone of Metsblog addressed the potential Mets love, and caught Ed Leyro of Mets Merized Online backing it up with stats (see the Metsblog post, top third). Kranepool Society’s on it, too.
Here’s the Cot’s spreadsheet which includes John Lackey’s due this year; this is the general Cot’s page on the Angels (Lackey’s near-ish the top). John Lackey’s Baseball-Reference page (sponsored by “Ricky”), and, because I think he’d be a good place to start my advanced stats training, his page on Fan Graphs.
This is what I get: the Mets kinda missed the boat, but word is he wants to play in Texas, anyway. His bread and butter are named fastball and curveball, and that seems to be rehabilitating the man somewhat, as there’s a hiccup in his 2008 stats.
Wikipedia has no answer for that hiccup (I’m a fan of Wikipedia), but I’ll keep looking. Anyone who knows, feel free to give me an email shout. The entry does mention he got tossed after his first two pitches OF THE SEASON this year. Why? Read here, by Lyle Spencer, on the Angels’ MLB website. Video’s great, too.
See, now? I could’ve had two John Lackey video embeds in one post. Damn it.
If the man would want to pitch anywhere where fastballs that become fly balls go to die, it’d be Citi Field. I say this, of course, having only scratched the surface of his stats and having only watched him for two hours and change, commercials excluded.
A guy entering the midlife of his career might enjoy the protection that Johan Santana provides in the rotation. That’s what I get from Cerrone’s comments on the man. Careful there, though, as you now have that third-hand. That’s how the Spanish-American War got started.
No, it isn’t.
His money years should’ve been ’05, ’06, and certainly ’07, when he went 19-9, and pitched a healthy two hundred twenty-four innings. If he did “take a discount,” that’s on him. (I’m not trying to kiss Cerrone’s ring over and over; I’m just lazy and in the middle of rushing through breakfast at 1:30p.) No team should pay crazy money to a guy who, a year ago, was four full wins above replacement below his high. I don’t care how he bounced back in ’09 or what he shouts to Mr. “Big-Machines-And-Cool-Dials-And-Stuff.-Like-An-Oil-Refinery,-Or-Hydro-Electric-Plant.” (I will kiss John Swartzwelder’s ring, though.)
I hate to keep beating the same drum, over and over and over again… that’s not true; in this particular case, I enjoy it. But if the Mets had any shot at giving Lackey what he wanted, it split last year.
In other words, I know where $31 million of that supposed $80 million could’ve come from. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Here’s Randy Wolf for 2009 on a one-year, $5 million deal. Here’s Fauxhawk in 2009, at $12 million for the first year of his three year contract.
You’d have to be out of your gourd to roll out a 2010 pitching rotation of:
- Johan Santana: $21 million;
- John Lackey: $16 million;
- Oliver Perez: $12 million;
- either Mike Pelfrey (free agent) or John Maine (arbitration year): $7 million’s a complete guess; Fauxhawk got $6.5 million in arbitration in 2008;
- the Willets Point Mystery Bucket (5% curveballs, 5% stolen car parts, 90% chum): estimate unknowable
plus a closer (Frankie Rodriguez) for a little over $12 million.
For those counting, that’s $45 million, confirmed, committed to pitching; add the pie-in-the-sky Lackey and Pelfrey/Maine numbers and that goes to $68 million.
So. Lackey was a great story; is a great story. The man, by some measures, appears to be a beast. I will be waving bye-bye to him, however, and content myself with the memory of last night, laughing so hard through a sneeze that I thought I was having a heart attack.
**Are “man-crushes” confined to men? I take “man-crush” to mean someone you’re completely engrossed in, but not interested in canoodling with. This is opposed to a regular crush, which is interchangeable and adds the canoodling. I’m sure John Lackey’s a stand-up guy, but I doubt he can make pesto like my wife.