Readers of this blog should know that I enjoy TV like I enjoy complex carbohydrates. It soothes me, it entertains me. I hope to make a living writing for it someday soon.
So I reach for it whenever I need to be re-grounded. Tonight, as I hope the seventh inning of tonight’s game against the Marlins has finally ended, I need re-grounding badly.
I have no words for Sean Green, or Jerry Manuel and his decision to take out Pedro Feliciano FOR Sean Green, except the following, which I’ve borrowed from a 30 Rock episode.
“I could feel that it was time. Time for a new beginning. And I knew
that this was possible only through a cleansing fire. It would all have
to burn. The [batting helmets], the [line-up cards]: all of it would dance
in the warm mouth of my fire. And a new, better, wonderful me would
rise from the ashes like a phoenix. Behold: the splendor of my beginning!”
This is all you’re getting tonight; I’m so angry I nearly demolished my desk chair.
Instead, I’m going to bed. I’m a man in my late twenties on a clear Friday night and I’m going to bed.
Fire. Cleansing fire.