However, before my body succumbs to the ravages of a full day of work and sitting on my duff, please to note: this guy needs to learn about the inside voice…

…this show marks the end of Western civilization…

…and my iPod chose Pearl Jam’s “Alive” to play on shuffle as I boarded the D train and came upon this scratchitti message:

Weird.
Any night owls curious as to the nature of tonight’s Two Boots affair must wait a few hours. However, what will be germane to at least part of the post is the New York Mets career of Rich Sauveur.
Look over his statistics here. It won’t take you long.