Here you go.  Read it.  It’s true.  Go on.  Read it.

Oh, and a friend who bought tickets to see J.J. Putz down at Keyspan tonight tells me there’ll be no J.J. Putz at Keyspan tonight.

So, given today’s spate of horrible, no good, very bad news, I embed for you the following.  Between this and “Dramatic Chipmunk,” either you’re smiling or you’re dead.